Hello to my fellow biddies. I write to you today a happy Queen biddy indeed. A year ago on this day I embarked on a blogger's journey. I had a modest goal. It was to write the most ridiculous blog of all time. I do not know if it has proven to be the most ridiculous, per se, but I do know that I thoroughly enjoyed writing it every week.
I must say that my thoughts were always diplomatic. I was never too crass or harsh. I was always a polite little ho. I am a lady after all, goddammit.
I want to give a few special thanks to those that made this all possible.
Thank you to Demi Lovato. Your lyrics have inspired me to do great, act great and be great. I also have learned that it is okay to check a back-up dancer or two now and then if they get out of line.
Thank you to those who hurt me.
Biddies, let your haters be your motivators.
A special thank you to the the endless cups of coffee that keep me going and make my life beautiful everyday. You are truly a magical substance and I do not know where I would be without you. Whether you are iced or hot, you never let me down.
And finally, and above all, thank YOU. Thank you for listening to me. Thank you for believing in me. Thank you for not calling the cops on me.
And will there be another year of Thoughts of a Young Biddy, you ask?
P.S. I freakin love you.