I can not believe I am about to write a whole blog post about Justin Timberlake and company. I will make this snappy, of course. Never did I ever think it would come to this. However, I found this vital after listening to this new nonsense that Justin Timberlake put out...alongside someone who should have been on my "honorable mention" list of my least favorite people: Jay-Z.
But, I digress. Don't get it twisted, I have never been much of a Justin Timberlake fan. Back in the days of NSYNC he was not my pick... No, people, I only had eyes for one man and one man only. His name was Lance Bass. I wanted to do dirty, dirty things to him. And by dirty I mean hold hands... or feed our Tamagotchis together or something.
...My bad? GAWD GAYYYYY!!!
You best believe that I was not team Justin during the whole Britney break up. That's my girl right there, I will defend her to the death. However, Justin and I put our differences aside when he released his FutureSex/LoveSounds album.
This leads me to pose my final question. Where has all the good music gone? Where is Nelly Furtado and Timbaland? Where is my Eminem (Yeah, I said it)? The Pussycat Dolls? I will even take a lip syncing Beyonce over this crap. I just want some good, catchy, stupid music to listen to and dammit I will get this if it is the last thing I do. All I hear these days is Justin Bieber and that annoying cat Bruno Mars. GET IT OUT!
P.S. And JT, Mary Camden from 7th Heaven... really now?