1) Ryan Fucking Gosling
Okay, Ryan Gosling is one of the most beautiful creatures in the whole entire world. Color me shallow, but that is all you really need in a guy. He is what I would like to call "the whole package"... meaning he's got hot abs & a hot face. I have seen every single one of his movies (I can not tell you what any of them are about but I enjoyed the hell out of them). I was thinking we could have a coffee or drink sometime Ryan...
2) Kristen Wiig
Not going to lie, I felt a little sexist when I made this list because I only came up with one woman who I could say with full confidence that I love. I mean there are many women who I like and all that but there are so few women that I love nowadays (hey, I'm not a women's study major, hop off my dick!) However, I have got mad love for Kristen Wiig.
3) Sheldon Cooper
I freakin' love Sheldon Cooper. I know he is fictional and all that but if there was a way I could make any fictional person real, you better believe I would choose Sheldon Cooper.
Did you think I was going to forget about you T.I.? Many have, I am sure, but trust me when I say I can never forget. I feel like I have taken a few too many lady Viagras because even though it has been years since we have heard from this stud, I still have a raging female boner for him. His name is actually Clifford Joseph Harris, Jr. for long, but his friends, fans and future wifey (me) call him T.I.
5) Benjamin Franklin
I must go now. Too much love, it is making me sick.
Stay safe... but more importantly, stay sexy.