I am quite of ashamed and disgusted with myself. It has been nearly a month since my last post and here I have the absolute nerve to even show my face in the biddy universe again. I am asking, nay, begging for your forgiveness. I humbly ask that you allow me to keep my title as queen of the Biddyverse.
The first remedy: A delicious grapefruit
The second remedy: the whole first season of Buckwild
This may sound arbitrary and excessive and well, it is. However, desperate times call for desperate measures.
The third remedy: self-loathing
So, after you finish the entire season of Buckwild, you will be faced with the inevitable feeling of self-loathing because... you just watched an entire fucking season of Buckwild. This wave of self-loathing is one far worse than any gallon of ice cream can handle. This is a job that only a biddy blog can fulfill. It is the only place where you can make sense of the atrocity that you just committed...the absolute only way. (Plus you are probably grieving the loss of the late cast member Shain).
The fourth (and final remedy): listen to Party in the USA at least twenty times on repeat.
This final step is crucial. Miley just has a way of reminding us of what is important in life. She is my friend, my teacher, my guide and my pet.
As you can all see, I am trying to wipe this rust off of my biddy crown and get things back on track. Please forgive me for my sins.
Love you bitches!